{Today's Letters} 12/6/09

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Today's Letters: Dear Mr. Loerke, grateful to have listened to Nick Vujicic with you this morning. Your shoulder was the perfect Kleenex. Dear Dehydrator, your strawberry fruit rollups tasted delicious, but how come you didn't come off in one piece? Teflex, you confuse me. Dear Holiday Candle, you make our house smell like cinnamon sticks and Red Hots. Do you come in fabric softener or dryer sheets? Dear Husband, whenever you smoke your pipe and hang Christmas lights with Mack I maybe can't help but want to kiss your face. Just sayin.


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