Today's Letters: Dear Mr. Loerke, tonight when you came home you picked me up and hugged me until my feet dangled. Then you sat me down, picked me up and did it all over again. Three points for stretching me 2", 4 points for making me feel so loved. Dear Apartment Therapy Small Cool Competition, remember when we entered you last year? This year's winners are just around the corner. CAN'T WAIT. Dear Old Ladder, when I saw you sitting in a pile of trash headed for the dumpster I knew it was love at first sight. Thank you for being the perfect solution for husband's Chaco collection. Dear Mr. Loerke (who always gets two letters), I've decided to post this photo as evidence that I married the right man. Over and out.
A special thanks to Taza for being the inspiration behind writing Mr. Loerke two letters. It has made all the difference in our marriage.