{Today's Letters}

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


Today's Letters: Dear Mr. Loerke, yesterday your surprised me at work with a chocolate shaky on your lunch break. Thanks for choosing to date me even though you already got the girl. Dear Mom, recently you called to say your favorite part of dusting is finding the petrified Cheerios Twinner and I used to cram into your dresser. I loved this. Dear New Boobie Baskets, SAYONARA SWIMSUITS. There's new support in town. (Insert Nina Simone's song, "I Got" here). Dear Beloved, did you know that your sneezes often exceed 100 mph? This is why you can't keep your eyes open when they rocket out of your body. To the moon ...

7 comments:

Han said...

I thought a sneeze was faster than that! It certainly explains why 3 or 4 in a row hurt so much (or you try and repress them and then 4 in a row - ow!)

I have "I Got" stuck in my head now lol.

Marie said...

I love it when my husband dates me, especially with chocolate shakies!

LB said...

What kind of boobie baskets did you get, if you don't mind me asking! I am on the market!!

LB said...

Actually, I am IN the market. I will not be doing any boobie basketing in the near future :) x's and o's to you, Em!

cara. said...

you're so good at getting a kick out of the simple things. go you.

the zundelephant in the room said...

well, well...aren't you all fancy-like now, kissing the swimmer goodbye! i'm so proud of you! also slightly disappointed that a treasure hunt never surfaced. it was the plumber afterall!

Today's Letters said...

han, nina simone is uh-mazing. 'i got' always puts me in a better mood whenever i hear it.

marie, convinced the way to a woman's heart is also through her belly, esp when it comes to chocolate shakies.

lttttt, only you would ask about my boobie baskets! does this mean we're rounding 2nd base? ps, vs ipex demi. can't go wrong.

cp, if we lived in the same city i have no doubt my simple meter would go through the roof. you have that affect on people you know.

avis, i have two words for you: freaaaaaaaakin hoooooooooooooomer. that's all.

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