Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Today's Letters: Dear Mr. Loerke, every day this month I've told you my favorite Halloween joke. And each time you've laughed. Thanks for BOOsting my self-esteem. Dear Little Red Swings, you are often my reason for taking a longer route home from work. Still hoping to one day catch a glimpse of the two cuties that occupy your awesomeness. Dear Chocolate Caramel Bars w/ Sea Salt, some recipes are worth making a hundred times. Thanks for being one of them. Dear Husband, this morning you got up at 5am to assist with your first hysterectomy. By the end of the day you will have performed 4 surgeries and know more about girl parts than I do. Two fist pumps for you (in honor of each of my ovaries).
Sooo ... you wanna know my favorite Halloween joke? (clearly I never get tired of telling it).
Q: Why can't ghosts have babies? ... wait for it ... waaaaaaaait for it ...
A: BECAUSE THEY HAVE HOLLOW-WEENIES! ... argh, argh, argh ...
What's your favorite joke?
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