Dear Suki, do you still think it's funny every morning when I refer to your bowl of water as your "appetizer?" If not, I'll stop making that joke. It's hard to tell sometimes if you think I'm funny at all. Oh, by the way, I think you will soon be getting a sister ...
Dear everyone hanging out on YouTube, I'd like to make this day a national "Don't Be a Dufus" day. That means you have to lay off the mean comments about people's kids and puppies and what-not and leave a nice comment instead. You guys with me? Mark your calendars.
Dear Dad, I heard from Mom that you may have broken a few ribs two days ago, and that you refuse to see a doctor. That burns me out more than you know. But thank God we finished building that railing THREE days ago, huh?! But seriously, you should see a doctor.
Dear Bed, Bath & Beyond, we appreciate your help with the wedding registry. I'm still getting your emails everyday, but I'd appreciate them more if this conversation was two-way. You never respond to my emails. I'm not sure if you're reading them at all ...
Dear Daddy Donnie, your daughter still refuses to watch "Troll Hunter" with me even after describing it to her as a "Foreign Art-House" film. You raised Elsie well.
Dear (future) Mrs. Larson, Suki seems thrilled the wedding is coming up so soon. I already informed her that she will be getting a sister. Our family is really coming together!
Dear Mom, please do not cry at our wedding. If you do, I know I will. And Elsie will never forgive me for ruining our wedding pictures like that.