. MORE FREAKIN MILKSHAKE! Dear Five Day Weekend, you're finally here. (Insert long deep sigh). Dear Homies, before leaving the pool Mr. Loerke asks that I A) watch him do a front flip B) hold his breath underwater for 60 seconds C) perform a can opener worthy of a 10 pts or D) all of the above. Dear Love of my Life, this Saturday I've planned two secret date missions. Both require empty bellies. Get ready.