Things River likes: laying on the fireplace, drinking people's water when they aren't looking, scratching paint off the back door, eating leaves, taking naps on benches, licking silverware in the dishwasher, walks at Cherokee Park, and pooping in the middle of the sidewalk.
Things River does not like: leashes, baby gates, riding in the car, bumblebees, crossing the street, and sharing her bed with Ryder.
Happy 8 month Birthday, sweet River.
You. are. loved.