Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Dear Timothy James, last night I watched Brave explain to Sebastian the lobster where his humerus bone is. I love the things you teach our offspring. Dear Bravey, recently you tooted 7 times, stuck your hands down your pants, pulled them out and said, "Hold my toots, mama." Reason #473 why you're good for me. Dear Dragons Love Tacos, you are B's favorite book. Thanks to you she now A) wants a pet dragon for Christmas B) thinks everything she eats is "too spicy" C) pretends to breath fire out her nostrils or D) all of the above. Dear Mr. Loerke, yesterday you cleaned up Bravey vomit 5 times in 4 different rooms of our house. Tony Danza says you're the boss.
Happy Tuesday, y'all!