Be sure and stay at the Red Canyon Lodge. Call it home for at least 3 nights.
Janice is one of the nicest waitresses you'll ever meet and she'll serve your beer in a frosted mug.
Red Canyon Lodge doesn't start serving food until 5pm, but their
Cell service in Dutch John is as spotty as a painted horse, so leave your iPhone at the cabin,
rent a canoe at the lake, and fuggggget about it.